WTF is Scorpio all About? When the Sun goes Dark

Scorpio is the 8th sign of the zodiac. They rule over the 8th house. This is the sign of death, regeneration, rebirth, and transformation. This is the darkest and deepest sign of the zodiac and the Sun makes its yearly trip through it October 23rd -November 22nd So, what’s the good, bad, and, ugly about this sign?

Scorpio is so deep, and so intense that it is ruled by both Mars and Pluto. These planets are not easy, peasy, lemon squeezy. Nope, these planets are powerful and exert their power within this mysterious sign. Scorpio is secretive and private. Though they can be as if a volcano, lava just under the surface. They are often cool, calm or cracking jokes on the outside. Scorpio is hilarious and very good at diverting attention from their intensity, that makes them at times feel misunderstood, by distracting with laughter. You may never know how your Scorpio friend or lover really feels, but they will read you like a book. They can see through people to their deepest and darkest secrets. They are blunt, and bold, and tell it like it is! One cocktail with Scorpio and you may find yourself spilling your guts and getting called out! They make great therapists or psychologists and can see through all the BS. They also can make great detectives or researchers. They like to get down to the dirty facts. Pluto is the God of the underworld, after all. Pluto brings great control and focus to Scorpio and allows them to fool those around them into thinking they are never upset. Until they are, then Mars takes over and you better run! Scorpio has a temper and when they are provoked, and it can take quite a bit, they will get vengeance, so help them goddess.

Scorpio is sexual, as everyone on earth knows. There is so much more to them though, if you stick around long enough to be let in. They are defensive and learning to trust others is their life mission. They are reluctant to open up, for fear of getting hurt by the harsh world that they know exists. They know that life is not all rainbows and butterflies. They are not so much pessimists, as realists. They know life is not fair. They fight hard to keep the upper hand by never giving away too much. Vulnerability can be seen very much as weakness to them. When you get your Scorpio to open up though, know you are in and if you fuck them over, it can get ugly. They will never forget. Also forget forgiving, you don’t exist to them. Stay on their good side and you will have a loyal friend or partner for life. When you see what they hide under the surface you may be shocked, surprised, or fall in love. They are a masterpiece of emotions. Too bad they don’t show them more often. When they feel it is with the intensity that only that Mars and Pluto can bring about. If you can handle it, you will be awe inspired by their depth. Again, if you can handle it!

Could they pick a better actor in YOU than Penn Badgley who is a Scorpio?

Ok, so let’s talk about Scorpio’s endless sex drive. They may not give you their heart, deep feelings, or show emotions when you first meet them, but they likely will allow you to see how sexual they are. Sometimes this is without even knowing they are doing it. They show their emotions best in bed. Sex with Scorpio is not for the faint of heart. No, you need some nerve to handle what they bring to the table. Sex with Scorpio is a 4-course meal with a side of kink. They don’t hold back in bed. Neither should you if lucky enough to bag this sexy sign. They are choosy with who they bed. So don’t expect every Scorpio to have a huge back log of lovers. They don’t trust easy. That include bedmates. They also have the ability, despite their need for intimacy, to keep you at arm’s length after they were tangled in the sheets with you. Sex does not equal love for Scorpio. Don’t go getting all mushy after one sex session with this sign. They may go running for the hills! Keep it cool and don’t pry, and they may keep you around long enough to open up. Then they may be willing to love.

Scorpio season is a time to dig deep into your dark side. Whether you start journaling about your sexual desires, pick up an erotic novel or make your own in real life, now is the time to embrace your sexuality. It is time for introspection into what makes you fearful of getting what you truly deserve. It is also a good time to get familiar with your shadow.

Scorpio on a good day: super funny, adventurous, lends a shoulder to lean on, gives great advice because they see through you, is sexy but not full of themselves, opens up to be just vulnerable to get to know you, is great a researching anything, is the friend with which you can tell anything to.

Scorpio on a bad day: carries a chip on their shoulder, watch out Lays, is jealous, is manipulative, is obsessive, has a nasty sex addiction, can be prone to any addiction, confuses sex for love, is defensive, will not open up for the life of them or you, literally feels nothing, can be way too hard on themselves, has huge control issues, has a horrid temper.

Yep, Katy Perry is a Scorpio! Roar, fucking ROAR!

Happy Birthday Scorpio!!

Libra Season is Coming!

It’s Libra Season!

Libra season arrives on September 23rd and ushers in Autumn along with it. This sign is the sign of partnerships, balance, and harmony. Ruled by Venus, Libra lives life with rose colored glasses. Libra is fun and flirty and can work a room like no other. They are hard not to like and very easy to get along with. Love is very important to this social sign and they may find it if they can choose! Libra hates making decisions and can drive other, more decisive signs absolutely mad! Libra is the 2nd air sign of the zodiac and they are logical and witty like the others. Their jokes are a little less biting than the rest, as they hate confrontation and will do just about anything to avoid an argument. This includes hiding their true self behind a mask they wear to fool others that they are happy. Libra doesn’t want to burden others with their problems or with their requests. They are one sign that can take being not completely happy to make others feel better. It is a lifelong mission for Libra to work on being their authentic selves. If not for having a more self-assured Moon or Rising sign, Libra can lose themselves.

Libra is a Cardinal sign along with Aries, Cancer, and Capricorn. This means they like to get the job done and if a more decisive Libra, they make a wonderful and fair leader. They are very helpful and often handy, even crafty when they put their minds to it. They hate to see others disrespected and treated unfairly. They will speak up in these situations. Libra is the sign of the law toting the scales of justice as their representation. With Venus as their sign ruler, Libra can tend to be a little superficial. Shiny things make their eyes pop! They prefer to be around pleasant surroundings and people. This sign is full of stars including Kim Kardashian, Will Smith, Doja Cat, Eminem, and Halsey. This sign can have a very different persona in public than at home in private. They like to wear masks and put on a persona in the eye of the public. At home they are dialed back a bit and less dramatic.

Libra can get along with almost anyone. They hate unfairness and will clash with more selfish signs. Their opposite sign Aries couldn’t be more different and although this match is fire and air, they likely won’t enjoy each other’s company for long. The other Fire signs can get along well with Libra and spark a passionate exchange. Leo is loyal and that appeals to Libras relationship driven side. Sagittarius can broaden Libra’s horizons, taking them on adventure after adventure. Libra gets along well with chatty air sign Gemini and intellectual Aquarius. They are most alike and can flow well together.

Of the Water signs Cancer can shockingly get along with Libra, but their flirtations may get under Cancer's skin. Both are relationship driven and can have some fun together. Pisces and Libra would get along well, but both can be wishy washy and have a hard time with making decisions. Scorpio will bulldoze over Libra like a construction site.

Of the Earth signs, their sister sign Taurus, also ruled by Venus can vibe well with them. They both have an eye for design and enjoy the finer things in life. Capricorn and Libra have little in common and Capricorn can be too bossy for Libra to handle. Virgo and Libra have been known to get together from time to time, but again Virgo can be bossy at times and Libra my feel the need to hide their true feelings with them. Libra is a good friend to have and can be fun, caring, and loves a good party!

Libra season is a good time to consider your relationships and if they are balanced. Are you giving too much of yourself to others, or are you being too selfish and not giving enough? It is a good time to use your emotions to spark creativity as Venus is the ruler of Libra Season!

Happy Birthday Libra!

Virgo Season has Arrived!

Get out the cleaning supplies, Virgo Season is here! Occupying the time between Summer and Fall, Virgo is an earth sign and is associated with fertility and the last harvest. Ruled by Mercury, Virgo is intellectually driven, quick thinking and witty. Known to be critical, Virgo can see the flaws in their selves easily and will point them out in others as well. They are hard workers and believe in the potential of their friends, family and in the world. Virgo rules over the 6th house and here you can find day to day chores, health maintenance, the work we do, and our pets.

Virgo is a sign of healing. Where Cancer will smother you with their love, Virgo will take care of you in practical ways when they care about you. They have a penchant for details and they will memorize the favorite things of those they care about and make sure their people are taken care of. If you want a friend or lover to bring you your coffee or tea just the way you like it every morning as if it is a duty assigned to them, find you a Virgo. In love they don’t fall easy, and are rather cautious with who they give their heart to. Once they decide you will be a trustworthy partner though, they will be loyal to the end. In a partner Virgo looks for substance over a hot body. They need mental stimulation and demand an intellect that can keep up with their sharp wit. If you’re prone to flake, don’t bother with Virgo. Find yourself a Gemini or Sagittarius who will go with the flow.

They are dutiful, hard workers and often very successful in what they pursue to do. They are perfectionistic workaholics that will get the job done. They are stubborn and when they set their mind to something, very little can get in their way. Getting Virgo to relax can be quite the task! They are always working on the next thing to make their lives or the lives of those around them better. They can come off as taskmasters but once they relax a Virgo can be a great friend, slinging biting sarcastic jokes at those around the happy hour table! Their dry sense of humor is unmatched. If you need a blunt opinion, call up your Virgo friend to give it to you straight!

At times Virgo is plagued by anxiety from their racing thoughts. They can come off as bossy and direct because of this. The need to get shit done is at the top of their priorities. They are not for everyone. Sensitive types can find Virgo too harsh and Air and Fire signs can find them too strict and a tad boring. They get along great with other Earth Signs who understand their drive for success. Taurus and Virgo can be work besties turned lovers. They will have a blast taking walks in nature and then going back to Taurus’ house for a good home cooked meal. Virgo and Capricorn can share their achievements over wine in an intimate booth where they can be just close enough for comfort. The issues may arise when they can’t pull themselves away from the work they love to do. Cancer and Virgo will endlessly nurture each other. Cancer will give Virgo the physical affection they didn’t know they needed. Virgo will have that sentimental gift Cancer loves to make them melt! Scorpio and Virgo could conquer the world together. Virgo brings their organized determination to the table and Scorpio brings their intuition and survival instinct. This can be a power couple! Pisces will woo Virgo with their creativity and romantic charm. Virgo will feel softer, sweeter and might actually relax with Pisces! Of the Air signs Gemini and Virgo can get along well, as they are ruled by Mercury and see eye to eye mentally. With the Fire signs I have seen Sagittarius and Virgo together more than once. These are two Mutable signs so they can be versatile when needed. ag can give Virgo some space to plot their rule of the world and Virgo can give Sag an organized place to come home to and bounce their unique philosophies off of.

Happy Birthday Virgo!!